Sir, please step slowly away from the kool aid. And keep your extremities where I can see them.
ab·surd·li
I’ll steal.
No Brainers for Development
- What should be our Coding Standards? - Google “coding standards” for your chosen programming language, find a set that makes sense to you and then use them.
- Should we do iterative development? - No. You should stick your head up an elephant’s arse instead. It has about the same effectiveness as waterfall delivery, but is slightly less unpleasant for the parties involved.
- Model-View-Controller or Model-View-Presenter? - seriously, who gives a sh*t? Pick one and get on with it.
- .NET or Java? - ditto.
- Are we doing too much unit testing? - No.
- Do we need a business/systems analyst? - nobody needs a business/systems analyst. They’re like nipples for men - they serve no practical purpose, but they can still be used to hurt you.
- Should we adopt a Service-Oriented Architecture? - Sure. Just let the rest of us know when you’ve figured out what the hell that means, okay?
- Are we doing too much refactoring? - No.
- The guy we want is just outside our budget. What do we do? - Increase your budget. Find a way.
- How can we make more time for quality? - Just do it. The extra time will make itself.
Found here
“ Man muss dem Körper etwas bieten, damit die Seele Lust hat, darin zu wohnen.
“ Would you rather win ugly or fail gracefully?
pipeline.corante.com
I was going to make submarine joke… but there’s too much pressure. (ROWBOAT, http://www.youtube.com/user/ROWB0AT)
puzzling. Maybe better keep these things under the lid. This makes the war look bad.
“ Albert Markovski: The interconnection thing is definitely for real.
Tommy Corn: It is! I didn’t think it wasn’t! It is!
Albert Markovski: I know, I can’t believe it, it’s so fantastic!
Tommy Corn: It’s amazing!
Albert Markovski: I know.
Tommy Corn: But it’s also nothing special. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356721/quotes
Tommy Corn: It is! I didn’t think it wasn’t! It is!
Albert Markovski: I know, I can’t believe it, it’s so fantastic!
Tommy Corn: It’s amazing!
Albert Markovski: I know.
Tommy Corn: But it’s also nothing special. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356721/quotes
Riddle: How would you move Mount Fuji?
I realize that I’ve been shown where not to interview in much the same manner. Thanks, guys.
(Source: wearefirstserve, via florianhanke)
I think we should be leaving now. (@2:09)
man really is becoming obsolete quickly
